Found & finished a half finished review of IKEA food: www.cibusmolestus.blogspot.com
#funny #weird #food

Is Rose Petal Preserve supposed to look like that or is it related to the expiration date ending in ‘10?

Yes, OF COURSE I still ate it. I mean, come on.

I’m certainly no stranger to the quiet desperation inherent in the bachelor’s microwaved egg on toast, but having the yolk literally leap off the plate during cooking, in what I can only assume is an desperate attempt NOT to be a part of the most pathetic recipe known to man marks a new low in my kitchen.

INFINITY AND BEYOND, MAN.

Schrodinger’s cookie cat.

Ohhhhhh shiiiiit, honey I think the milk might’ve gone bad.

OH GOD I AM EATING BABY DONUT CHILDREN.

BLOCK OF FRIES AND CHEESE KEG.

Dr Burt’s Lavender Toothpaste may ONLY be used on a pink toothbrush next to the floating head of Hillbilly Santa.

Stop putting on airs. We all know you’re just cheap chocolate with a fancy coat of paint

New ideas are not always good, but I do appreciate the effort.