There’s some festive shit goin’ on in my yard.

What a shame that Mother Nature doesn’t have access to Blue Dye #2.

In my head the first syllable of ‘purple’ sounds like ‘grrrrrrl’. It makes my garden so much sassier.

Is Rose Petal Preserve supposed to look like that or is it related to the expiration date ending in ‘10?

Time to start planting plants! Nothing like watching colorful little things slowly die in your backyard to start the year off right.

There are better places to bloom than in a cage of your own making.

Just resting here. For a moment…

That is NOT a flower, dude. Try again.

Even the prettiest flower is just lunch to a lamb.

Imagine all that flowers must have been witness to over the years! The murders in meadows alone…

Delicate / Solid

…looks like it was a reprieve, after all.

A rescue, or possibly just a prolonging of death. Only time will tell on this one.

Figure not to scale.

Is it me, or do poppies have little gas burners in their middle? Maybe it’s me.